You needed to bring the hurt... you should'a called THE SQUIRT!
- -- Bloodsquirt
Solicitation[]
Valiant’s indestructible commando gears up for Valiant’s first-ever annual with a 64-page bloodbath touring Bloodshot’s past, present, and future!
First: Terror doesn’t wait for Friday at Camp Silver Lake in an extra-sized tale of summertime mayhem from New York Times best-selling writer Jeff Lemire and Valiant superstar Kano! A masked menace has stalked this camp for years, but what happens when one unstoppable killing machine comes up against another?
Bloodshot is about to bring his bloody brand of justice to the quiet shores of Silver Lake to take on America’s most notorious slasher!
Then: Jeff Lemire presents a very special Bloodsquirt solo adventure, plus all-new stories from Ray Fawkes (Batman Eternal), Michel Fiffe (Copra), Benjamin Marra (Strange Tales), Paul Maybury (Sovereign), and more!
The Silver Lake Slasher[]
Appearances[]
Featured Characters:
Supporting Characters:
- Project Rising Spirit
- Morris Kozol
- Simons (U.S. Military)
Villains:
- The Silver Lake Slasher / Sgt. Jacob Cubbit (First appearance)
Other Characters:
- Cindy/Lauren (Horny camp counselor)
- Darlene (Kyle's cousin) (Mentioned only)
- Jacob's daughter (Flashback only)
- Jacob's wife (Flashback only)
- Josh and friend (Camper)
- Kyle (Horny camp counselor)
- President of the United States (Mentioned only)
- United States Military (Flashback only)
Locations:
Items:
- Nanites
- Teddy
Vehicles:
- Paddle boat
Credits[]
- Writers: Jeff Lemire
- Pencilers: Kano
- Inkers: Kano
- Colorists: Kano
- Letterers: Dave Sharpe
- Cover Artists: Kano (A), Ryan Bodenheim & Michael Garland (B), Robert Wilson IV (1:10), Keron Grant (1:20)
- Editors: Warren Simons, Danny Khazem (Assistant), Kyle Andrukiewicz (Associate)
- Editor-in-Chief: Warren Simons
Synopsis[]
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Notes[]
- The annual was published between Bloodshot Reborn #11 and #12.
- The cover promises "64 pages of all-out destruction", however, there are only 51 story pages. The other pages are used for ads, teasers and previews.
- The "Silver Lake Slasher" is a homage to the 1980s horror film Friday the 13th starring Jason Voorhees as the murderer at Camp Crystal Lake. There is also a scene that is a homage to Bane breaking Batman's neck as seen in Batman #497 - The Broken Bat.
Secret Convergence War of Infinite Squirts[]
Appearances[]
Featured Characters:
- Bloodsquirt
- She-Squirt (First appearance)
Supporting Characters:
Villains:
- The Anti-Beyonditor (Single appearance)
Other Characters:
- Archer & Armstrong
- GIN-GR (Mentioned only)
- The Goat (Mentioned only)
- Harbinger Renegades
- Flamingo
- Peter Stanchek (likely the guy who's only seen from behind)
- Rai
- Shadowman
- Valiant Entertainment
- Danny Khazem (Cameo)
- Dinesh Shamdasani (Cameo)
- Kyle Andrukiewicz (Cameo)
- Lauren Hitzhusen (Cameo)
- Matt Kindt (Cameo)
- Warren Simons (Cameo)
- X-O Squirt-o-War (Mentioned only)
Locations:
- The Big Squirt (at the beginning of time)
- Earth 324 / Earth-Squirt / Squirtverse (Mentioned only)
- Earth 6123
- Fourth Wall
- Real World
- Valiant offices
- Real World
Items:
- Archer's Crossbow
- The Infinitude Contrivance
- Shadow Scythe
- Squirt Guns
Vehicles:
- Motorcycle
Credits[]
- Writers: "The Original Writer"
- Pencilers: Joe Bennett, Jay Fabares (Bloodsquirt & She-Squirt)
- Inkers: Belardino Brabo, Jay Fabares (Bloodsquirt & She-Squirt)
- Colorists: Pete Pantazis
- Letterers: Dave Sharpe
- Editors: Kyle Andrukiewicz (Assistant), Warren Simons
Synopsis[]
This article does not have a synopsis recorded yet.
Notes[]
- "Secret Convergence War of Infinite Squirts" is a parody of DC's Crisis on Infinite Earths in many ways: The Anti-Beyonditor's name is inspired by DC's Anti-Montitor and Marvel's Beyonder, the main villain in 1984's blockbuster event, Secret Wars that was envisioned and written by Jim Shooter and is a blue print to Shooter's Unity.
- Faith carrying Torque is making fun of Superman carrying Supergirl in Crisis on Infinite Earths #7.
- The story's title is a play on words and phrases that pop up frequently in DC and Marvel stories. "Crisis" and "Secret" are commonly used descriptors in DC and Marvel stories, respectively.
- The story is also mocking other publishers' habit to constantly reboot their universes when the Valiant staff comes to the final conclusion "we can always reboot!"
Jacob[]
Appearances[]
Featured Characters:
Supporting Characters:
- Jacob's wife (Flashback only)
Villains:
Other Characters:
Locations:
- Silver Lake
Items:
- Nanites
- Sweet potato
Vehicles:
- Deers
Credits[]
- Writers: Ray Fawkes
- Pencilers: Ray Fawkes
- Inkers: Ray Fawkes
- Colorists: Ray Fawkes
- Letterers: Dave Sharpe
- Editors: Kyle Andrukiewicz
Synopsis[]
This article does not have a synopsis recorded yet.
Hellcloud Awaits[]
Appearances[]
Featured Characters:
Supporting Characters:
Villains:
- Behemoth Attempt (Single appearance)
- Gatekeepers / The Colliders (Single appearance)
- Application (Single appearance)
- Code//Virus (Single appearance)
- Software//Hardware (Single appearance)
- Project Rising Spirit
- Krimins / L%rd (Single appearance)
Other Characters:
- Cyber punks
Locations:
- Hellcloud (First appearance)
- Pennsylvania
Items:
- Hellcloud Portal
- Nanites
- Power Prism
Vehicles:
Credits[]
- Writers: Michel Fiffe
- Pencilers: Benjamin Marra
- Inkers: Benjamin Marra
- Colorists: Jose Villarrubia, Benjamin Marra
- Letterers: Adam Pruett
- Edits: Kyle Andrukiewicz
Synopsis[]
This article does not have a synopsis recorded yet.
Bloodshot Pin-Up[]
Appearances[]
Featured Characters:
Supporting Characters:
Credits[]
- Pencilers: Paul Maybury
- Inkers: Paul Maybury
- Colorists: Paul Maybury
- Letterers: Paul Maybury
Quotes[]
- You needed to bring the hurt... you should'a called THE SQUIRT!
- -- Bloodsquirt
- Show yourself of face The Wrath of the Bloodsquirt!
- -- Bloodsquirt
- *Editor's note: We really wanted to call her Squirt-Gwen, but were told we would get sued.
Gallery[]
Cover Art[]
Textless Cover Art[]
Related[]
- Bloodshot
References[]
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