We come in peace! Take us to your lager...
- -- Armstrong
Lost of the Land
Appearances
Featured Characters:
Supporting Characters:
Villains:
Other Characters:
- Aliens
- Ambrose Bierce (First appearance)
- Barack Obama (Mentioned only)
- Dinosaurs
- Doctor Emmerich (Dies)
- The Greys (aliens)
- Hearst the Dodo (First appearance)
- Native Americans
Locations:
Items:
- Anal Probing
- Equipment
- Table
- Armstrong's Satchel
Vehicles:
Credits
- Writers: Fred Van Lente
- Pencilers: Pere Perez
- Inkers: Pere Perez
- Colorists: David Baron
- Letterers: Simon Bowland
- Cover Artists: Pere Perez, Juan Doe
- Editors: Warren Simons, Josh Johns (assistant)
- Editor-in-Chief: Warren Simons
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Quotes
- You're in the Faraway now, kiddo. Lemme give you a free piece of advice: When in doubt... RUN!
- -- Armstrong
- We come in peace! Take us to your lager...
- -- Armstrong
- Well... my mom and dad say the head Communist is an Indonesian Muslim named Barack Obama. And, uh... he's the President of the U.S., too...
- -- Archer
- Evolution is real?!
- -- Archer
- Collectivists of Roanoke. This is General Alphonse Redacted, United States Air Force. Many time, in, the spirit of American democracy, I've given you the freedom to choose the one correct form of government. But you have refused to embrace individualism... and join me. Now, however, I can tolerate your freedom-hating no longer. I must cleanse the Faraway of Communists and Communist sympathizers, before returning to America to free it from the yoke of one-world socialism. You have until twelve-hundred hours to unconditionally surrender. At twelve-hundred-oh-one hours, your annihilation begins. All survivors will be probed. Redacted out.
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